If god isn’t real, then why are bananas so perfectly made for consumption by humans?
Not only is it easily gripped by our hands, it even has a tab on one end to ensure easy opening. It also curves towards your mouth as you hold it in your hand, and is soft and very nutritious. To add frosting to the cake, it’s easy to tell if a banana is ripe simply by observing its color.
In other words, god designed the banana for human consumption. I think it’s quite reasonable to conclude that those who seriously think that bananas “evolved” by random accident are a bit mentally challenged. It’s like saying that a perfect working jumbo jet is likely to be assembled simply by throwing all components into a box and randomly mixing it around.
Citing Poe’s Law, I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not.
Except that this is what bananas looked like before humans got their hands on them a few thousand years ago:
HAHAHAHA!!! I saw this on tv once with the growning pains uber religious fella. If you actually think the banana evolved by random accident, you have no concept of genetically engineered foods. It has NOTHING to do with “god”. Educate yourself, then we’ll chat! HA! And if you’re using a BANANA for the existance of “god” you might be a little mentally challenged. :)
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I spent all day listening to my co-workers justify why the rapture didnt happen. Even the religious people that didnt believe it initially got personally involved with this debate. And I just sit back and laugh to myself. They all sound mentally ill. “I have a personal relationship with god and jesus.” No, you dont. You talk to a fictional character and believes that he loves you. We call that mentally ill in my line of work.
We had a guy come in last month that thought he had a personal relationship with the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. All these same co-workers were quick to decide that he obviously had an issue, which of course he did. You cant have a personal relationship with a fictional character (or at least not a healthy one, ha, as my husband pointed out).
So how is jesus ANY different than the Mad Hatter?
Any perceived relationship with a fictional character is a mental illness in my book. That book would be the DSM-IV-TR, by the way. Jesus and god fit nicely into that category. So before you get online and proclaim you have a personal relationship with god and have everyone laugh at you, think about what you are saying, and why we are all laughing at you. Because we are… all.. laughing at you. And I know a hospital with a patted room with your name on it.
Here’s an ad for the defunding of Planned Parenthood. Can you count all the crazy things said? My favourite is when the guy says that PP preys on college kids and gets them hooked on contraceptives. What’s yours?
This anti-choice activist group is pretty much famous for doctoring footage of a Planned Parenthood and giving out false information. Here’s a few things they have wrong.
- They make it sound like the government hands out abortion money. Wrong. PP doesn’t use government funding for any abortions. (abortions count for only 3% of PP’s services)
- They make it sounds as if contraceptives are addictive. Who in the world could get addicted to estradiol and progesterones?
- They make it sounds like a money grubbing mill. PP gives health care to the people who need it most - those who can’t afford it
But really, the fact that they claim contraceptives are addictive should make them a non credible source. Done.
“Hooked on contraceptives”
“Hooked on contraceptives”
“Hooked on contraceptives”
Did he actually just say that PP is aiding and abetting illegal sex trafficking?? WTF guy??? Stop huffing the magic markers man. Holy cow.
IF YOU WASH YOUR HANDS, YOU ALSO BELONG IN JAIL. LIFE SENTENCE. BACTERIA IS LIFE, FIGHT AGAINST ANTIBIOTICS!!!!!!!
I fucking hate people. I really do.
There is a reason the average IQ is pretty low. TOOOOOO many stupid people!!
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Currently listening to a Soldier tell a co-worker how evil and angry and extreme all Muslims are. He’s going on and on. Little does he know, my co-worker used to be Muslim until she married her husband. Wanna talk about extremists? How about Timothy McVeigh?
This guy says the Quran is harsh and hateful? Have you ever read the Old Testament?
It’s all about perspective. People dont like to look at their religion and their extremists. Dont be so short sighted. Thoughts?
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I’m listening to a co-worker talking about how her mother still pays for her cell phone. This woman is 24. She’s married. Lives hours away from her mother. She has her own job. And she’s bragging that she doesnt pay for her own cell phone. Then she had the nerve to say we were all jealous. HA! I’ve paid for my own cell phone since I was 16 years old. I’m quite proud that my mommy doesnt help me out. My family can stand on its own. At 24 I was in grad school, paying my way, with my husband, deployed. I’m only 28, and we run our own home and family. At what point does your mother stop paying your cell phone bill?
When did people stop growing up?
"If you ever want a good quote to put on Facebook, just go look in the bible."
Blair Scott, a spokesman for the American Atheists, Inc., was subjected to over 8,000 death threats and other violent rhetoric after appearing on Fox News. Some examples:
Atheists are hated. I’m still happy to be one.
I’d much rather be an Atheist than be one of those ignorant hateful ppl.
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